Snortable cacao is now a thing? C’mon.

From Ars Technica:

Over the weekend, US Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer called upon the Food and Drug Administration to investigate the new “snortable” chocolate powder product, Coco Loko, made by Orlando-based company Legal Lean.

The powder, released last month, contains cacao powder as well as ingredients often found in energy drinks, including taurine, guarana, and ginkgo biloba. Legal Lean says that Coco Loko offers “euphoric energy and motivation,’ and safely generates a state “similar to the feeling of ecstasy.’”

Thanks, Mr. Schumer, but I think the market will just take care of this one. What an unbelievably stupid product. You can get the same feeling with a double espresso, which is cheaper and more plentiful.