Contract

Useful in so many situations…

You give me money, I’ll give you creative.
I’ll start when the check clears.
Time is money. More time is more money.
I’ll listen to you. You listen to me.
You tell me what you want, I’ll tell you what you need.
You want me to be on time, I want you to be on time.
What you use is yours, what you don’t is mine.
I can’t give you stuff I don’t own.
I’ll try not to be an ass, you should do the same.
If you want something that’s been done before, use that.

PRO BONO
If you want your way, you have to pay.
If you don’t pay, I have final say.

Let’s create something great together.

The business cards are just as good, if not more useful.

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Resurrecting the site

Things are in a state of flux as I get this site back to where it was. I updated from v2014 to v2017 in one go, and the menu system didn’t carry over properly (nor did my tags. WTF). I have a lot of pages, and they aren’t named in a way that makes sorting by title easy (whoops), so I am having to do some extra work to re-organize things. Excuses, excuses, I know…